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Arrived at the local stores to find empty shelves everywhere? Is that YOUR fault? NO! We know whose it is...
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1-Ply just like his lies, get your NOT MY PRESIDENT bathroom waste retrieval clothes aka toilet paper...
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This special feces fibril is sure to wipe all your ejecta away.
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Use it to absorb your tears away while suffering through a "Presidential" press conference.
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Spilled coffee, gum on your shoe, smashed a roach?
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No problem! Let someone else's President take care of those important jobs.
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Give it as a gift to a loved one or friend who adores walking orange leather covered in toupees.
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ONLY $5 per roll $55 per dozen. A steal...kind of like what happened to the elections... Delivered right to your store.
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